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Flunked

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Scare You

The little boy wasn’t getting good marks in school.

After a night of fighting with his parents, he came to school the next day and said to his teacher:

“I don’t want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don’t get better grades somebody is going to get a spanking…”

“F” In Math

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

His father asks, “Why?”

Johnny says, “The teacher asked me, ‘How much is 2×3?’ and I said ‘6’.”

“But that’s right,” said the father.

“Then she asked me ‘How much is 3×2’?” said Johnny.

His father reacts, “What’s the F*****g difference?”

Johnny said, “That’s exactly what I said!”

Pretty Teacher

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old-students. Taking him aside after class one day she asked, “Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?”

“I’m in love,” the boy replied.

Holding back an urge to smile she asked, “With whom?”

“With YOU!” he said.

But Johnny,” she said gently, “don’t you see how silly that is? It’s true that I would like a husband of my own some day, but I don’t want a child.”

“Oh, don’t worry,” the boy said reassuringly, “I’ll use a condom.”

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